this morning

it took forever to get out of bed
this morning.
and i grumbled down to the bathroom
to take a shower, and i hadn't washed my hair yet,
when i heard this "aaaoooo" noise...
at first i wasn't sure that i heard it correctly, so
i kept listening, and
it happened again, and again
i started freaking out because it sounded like a goose
not even a normal goose, a troubled goose.
it sounded like it was in pain, like it was dying
and i was trying to get hurry up and get out
so that i could find it, and so that i could help it.
i was thinking about all of these different scenarios
these crazy scenarios involving mountain precipices..
and how this goose was calling out to me to come
find and rescue it.
but then i was thinking... i'm in the shower
i can never hear anything in the shower?
i should not be able to hear this animal right now.
DIVINE INTERVENTION! i need to SAVE THE GOOSE.

and right then, someone turned their shower off, and i could
hear more distinctively, that the janitor was playing
beyonce, while she was cleaning...